madness...

erm..1st time dgr lagu diorg tros tgkap lentok..actually aku mnat sore billy joe(green day)..xsangke r mamat ni mempunyai sore yg hampir same...situasi + silly lily + bunk anthem + high school rocker.....try r..xrugi pape pon

santai jap...

PRICELESS WORDS

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a
couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed..
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotless,clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery
shopping.
Love You!"

Totally shocked with the note, he goes to the kitchen and sure enough
there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye
when you stumbled into the door".
Confused, the man asks,
"So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the
table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,

"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"

Moral!!!

Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00

Breakfast - $ 10.00

Saying the Right Thing While Drunk - "PRICELESS"



There are truly some things that both money and MasterCard can't buy

~sunyi sepi~

Shhhhh...jgn bising2...sume da tido..sunyi gile mlm ni...umah aku tggl aku,pali ngan teng je...yg lain selamat da..ckp nk balik awal..nk mkn besar ngan family time CNY agaknye...haha...naseb baek da biase ddk sorg2...terigt time skola dl...msg2 hati putih je..xpilih kawan..bace dragonball same2, main kete dash, lawan jentik2 pemadam, baling selipar..galah panjang...tp ade gak yg kuat kencing time tu..ade ke patot ckp die bley transform jd otromen...alaaa, korg xyah nk gelakkan aku, mcmla korg xpnah kene dl...ermmm...bile da start skola menengah masing2 da start nk tunjuk terer...kononnya diorg r plg menyerlah skali (lau dlm akademik ok gak)...time2 camni r aku da start bwk diri..blaja idup xbergantung ngan org(tp bkn dari segi duit ye!!)...yela..time tu diorg masing2 da ade RXZ...aku ngan WAVE je..ape class!!!! Skang da nk abes blaja, bile gaul ngan org rmai br tau sape kwn...bak kate abg aku "mane org yg berlagak sgt dl tu nk pukul..meh abg lggr ngan estima"..hahaha..korg bygkanla, abg aku juz ckp kdai satu tu xbez..jap lg sampai kat telinge ank tokey..cukup geng die tros g tarik abg aku..nk pukol r tu..SAMSENG KAMPUNG....skang yg nk pukol tu da rmai jd mat gian...tu sume pengalaman idup..lau x xkn r abg2 aku jd org skang...bak kate org pengalaman mematangkan kite...ye kot?..haihhh..nmpak gaye aku sorg je yg xmtg2 lagi...

"si bebal IT (T_T)!!!"

saket ati aku..da dpt layout cantek xreti nk buat plak...pergh..xkn nk customize sndr pkai photoshop...lg r hampeh..kalo bole pkai solidwork je kn senang keje aku...so, final productnye still mcm ni...hahaha...ala..ni pon kire cantek r..laen r lau ade yg nk tlg buat...ngeh2....ades..da kol 5.30 pagi..mate pon ala2 berat da..erm..kene pakse berjage..jd jam loceng r aku camni..subuh2 kene kejut diorg...beshnye lau dapat secawan kopi kapal api ngan biskut mayat...ZZZzzzzzzzzz.......uih..mane bley tido....copppp....g mndi jap..~Lalalalalalalala....~

"i'm not perfectionist..."

humangaih!!!..pnt gile..baru balik futsal..nk buat mcm mane..tgh mlm baru ade kosong..tu pon dapat sejam je..perfectionist?..ermmm...bg aku setiap bende tu ade art sendiri..cam maen bola..hatta memancing n thesis skali pon..aku xde r nk something tu perfect gile..asalkan mate aku cdap memandang...biar r org nk ckp ape pon..yg penting aku xnyusahkan org....idup kite sendiri..pndai2 r susun..tp xbermaksud aku ni keras kepale..org tegur still aku dgr lagi..xcaye tanye pali...kn pali kn...xcaye jgk try r tego aku....hahahaha...

"jln2 cari mkn....."

huhu..sape kate lanun je bole pgg burung?kdg2 aku rase communicate ngan burung lg senang compare ngan org...tgk brg ni,baek je...xde pon nk ckp2 blkg..tulus dan polos..hahahaha...aku saje je nk promote..lau pg genting tu singgah2 r jenguk binatang neh..lg terhibur rasenye dr maen kat theme park tu..buat bazir duit je...tiket br bape..erm,cite psl jln terigt plak kat membe aku neh...saje wat aku terharu..die kuarkan duit syiling die..aku tanye nk watpe..die ckp nk buat byr duit lawatan..nk ikut dak2 klas...pergh!!!!(jgn mare...hehehe)....ngantok r plak...jap lg msk campus..mlm de futsal lg..adeh..saket pinggang..xpe,selagi larat layankan je membe2 ajak g mane pon...muda bkn slalu..tol tak?bak kate pali r...ade ke pali ko ckp camtu?aku bedal je..hahahahahha...:p

ketinggalan kapal....

cdey2....membe aku da nk grad da...huuu..seb baek ade lg yg same tertinggal kapal...walaupon aku ni xde r sosial mane..xdela rajen sgt nk follow dak2 ni berjln..at least ade jgk r kengkawan yg suke melayan n mendengar aku mengarot...hahahaha....tgk muke2 diorg tu...hepi jerk..xlame lg sume da nk jd engineer..huuu..tp dak umah mmg plg best+mengarot...aku doa masing2 idup senang....kepade yg xabes lg tu..(aku,acong,sab,butet,kem,balak,mad,nayie), teruskan berjuang..hahahaha..xde hal..kite bkn xpndai..saje bg peluang kat diorg cari keje..lau kite grad same kang diorg xleh cari mkn..hahahah..calooooo!!!!

isk...da ade blog r...gile r ding dong

...akhirnye...tercapai gak cite2 pali nk soh aku buat blog..hampeh..paksaan semate2..xpe2..kate membe..layankan..hahaha..lgpon bosan dok hari ni..da r x g mncing(rutin harian!!)..